Reviews by Sean McGehee

Posted by: Sean McGehee, 10/26/2009

Fife High School

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Since the dawn of time, Fife High School has rained supreme upon the land of Washington. In the ancient days or yesteryear, there was only cabbage, as far as the eye could see! Many people attempted to tame the wild cabbages, but with no prevail. However... a tiny glint on the horizon began to sparkle, and by the power of the gods it was transformed into something extraordinary; Fife High School.
Fife realized something had to be done about these monsterous cabbages. First they tried eating them, however these attempts became futile. They tried burning the fields, and with the same luck as before... failed. As a last attempt of survival against these mighty foes, one student tossed a cabbage in despiration. As the green orb flew through the air, the students all stood and stared at its glory. This was it, this was the answer. The cabbages were not their enemies, but their friends!
Every member of Fife High School grabbed a cabbage and threw them all over eachother. They hit houses, covered lawns, just made a real mess of things. This was to be known as Cabbaging, and still remains a tradition to this day. The people of Fife worshipped the students of FHS, and created a celebration in honor of their heroicness, now known as Cabbage Patch. Every year, the students of Fife gather and celebrate by having enormous battles of wit and strength against one another, involving cabbages just like the olden days.
In conclusion, I hope you see that without Fife and their almighty spirit, you wouldn't even exist right now. So please, thank them by voting them the most spirited school in Washington.

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